:)

May 19
May 18
May 18
syncopirate:

micthemicrophone:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED AND MORE.

omg

syncopirate:

micthemicrophone:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED AND MORE.

omg

May 17

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

May 17

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

May 16

I’m having the most whacked out day ever. Can someone come by and make sure I haven’t accidentally taken drugs?

May 16

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

May 16

Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

  • me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
  • me: ew
  • dad: what?
  • me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
  • dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
  • me: what year was the model?
  • dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
  • me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
  • dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
  • me: why didn't you?
  • dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
  • me: that sucks.
  • dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
  • me: why not?
  • dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
  • me: what was his name?
  • dad: john.
May 15

chasingfaultlines:

pardonmyexistence:

there are boys prettier than me

image

May 15
mira-of-sassgard:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you

I am now more interested in science wizard more than Harry fucking Potter. Get in my life, science wizard!

mira-of-sassgard:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

I am now more interested in science wizard more than Harry fucking Potter. Get in my life, science wizard!