XOXO LOVE XOXO

Jul 23

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

Jul 23

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

Jul 23

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

clairvoyantsam:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

I love how people just
know

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Jul 23
tastefullyoffensive:

Every time I open my laptop. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Every time I open my laptop. [x]

Jul 23

brasspistol:

rorywilliamspants:

willgrahammys:

On a scale of one to the Supernatural fandom how willing are you to admit someone you love is dead

The Avengers fandom
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new favorite post.

Jul 22
ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

Jul 22

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

I watched this on youtube, and I wanted to cry

Jul 22

PSA FACEBOOK STALKER WARNING

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I went to this like mini comic-con event a few weeks ago. I met this cute guy dressed as Thor and his friend was cosplaying Captain America. We did not exchange names, numbers or anything. I was like “Welp, when you see pictures on tumblr in ten years they’ll be from me” and we took pictures and then I left and I was a little bit sad but like, that’s what you do at conventions, yeah? 

BUT I JUST ADDED THEM BOTH AS FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.

BECAUSE MY OTHER FRIEND ALSO THOUGHT THEY WERE CUTE AND SHE LOOKED THEM UP FOR LIKE FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT UNTIL SHE FOUND THE RIGHT PEOPLE

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE POSTING ONLINE THAT RANDOM PEOPLE CAN FIND YOU? BE CAREFUL EVERYONE I SWEAR

THERE ARE STALKERS IN THIS WORLD AND YOU ARE FRIENDS AND WONT EVEN KNOW IT

Jul 22

everyone:

humorful:

refreshes:

i think i have the best blog on this website???

I’m pretty sure that’s what everyone thinks

i can verify that this is true, best blog ive ever seen

Jul 22

thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

I never know what to expect from this website, but I am never disappointed

Jul 22

Do you ever have that moment, where someone says something, and you know it’s a life changing moment? Not because of what they said, but because of your reaction. And no, it doesn’t actually change your life, but it feels just as important. 

I’ll admit to being insecure about a lot of things, but yesterday was a turning point where something no longer bothers me. I’m proud of myself. 

Jul 22

dancinginthisworldalonex:

eep the hp nerd in me loves this

Jul 22

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

Jul 22
Jul 22

shes-universal:

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

Lol